August 2012
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wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
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she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
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did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
“Isn’t it about time rich straight white guys had their day in the sun?”
– Mitt Romney, abridged. (via ziggymardust)
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Watchmilesjai:
one of the worst things you can do to a queen is take her crown away.
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Watchmattandkaz:
Matt Smith & Karen Gillan singing the Doctor Who theme song
“That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at a presidential convention, and it...”
– Rachel Maddow on Clint Eastwood at the RNC (via mar-see-ah)
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ithinkyoufweaky:
What if he had gotten up and was like I DECLINE YOUR NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?
#i would have never ever stopped laughing #and then would have cheered
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“Why should women have any less say than men about the great decisions facing our...”
– -Mitt Romney quoting his mother at the RNC.
That’s a solid question Mr. Romney. Maybe we’re capable of making decisions about our bodies too!
(via ambotherambo)
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ambotherambo:
ithinkyoufweaky:
WE NEED A PRESIDENT THAT UNDERSTANDS AND RESPECTS WOMEN
WE HAVE ONE
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I Didn't Build That
fishingboatproceeds:
So I own or co-own a few businesses that have experienced varying degrees of success. I am in the educational video business, and the book-writing business, and the merchandise distribution business, and the conference running business, and the making YouTube videos with my brother business, among others. These businesses employ people and generate more jobs per dollar of...
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lady-bamfbrey-orlywellduck:
glossylalia:
Basically the GOP ticket is Scrooge McDuck/Snidely Whiplash 2012.
#gonna tie you to some train tracks and take away Medicaid #also turning all the money into gold ducats
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circletines:
somebodycrazyenoughtotellme:
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strikeupthebandom:
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if I die young
bury me in swag
lay me down on a bed of snapbacks
sink me in a river at 4:20 o’clock
send me away with the words of drake songs
and serve fried chicken to the guests
i said swag not racism
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unicornemporium:
someone on the t.v. just said ‘President Kennedy didn’t have a single public enemy’
i’m sorry
were you absent the day in class when you learn that he was asSASSINATED
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TOP 10 MOST ATTRACTIVE HUMANS (IN ALPHABETICAL...
lindybot:
10. Zayn Malik, teen heartthrob
9. Zayn Malik, human billboard for Big Tobacco
8. Zayn Malik, 2012 Grammy nominee for Best R&B Performance
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Watchjuilan:
Creepiest commercial for ice cream every goes to Little Baby’s Ice Cream in Philadelphia
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franksroofing:
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
